Second Tree Blog

“Hook ‘em horns?! More like ‘Hook ‘em up to life support!”

“How did you get on the mound? The Make-A-Wish Foundation?!”

“Burnt orange?! Burnt toast!”

(Heckling Jordan Danks, who opted to come to Texas rather than going in the first round of the MLB draft): “Our freshman (Josh Romanski) is better than your freshman!” (Romanski played left field, pitched 3 shutout innings, DHed, and had several hits, including a home run, during the series)

(Referring to Clay Van Hook): “151 pounds? Sopping wet, maybe!”